January 2011
103 posts
Things that make me feel awkward:
fifthdimension:
Being in a room with only one other person
Talking to someone who used to be your friend but isn’t anymore
Eating in front of other people
Accidentally hitting hands with someone while walking
Knowing someone’s name when they don’t know yours
Staring off into space then realizing you were staring at a person
Eye contact from across the room
Talking to that guy one-on-one
This post is dedicated to the awesomeness of JM...
blaqkrose77:
cantkeeplovingyou:
grooveyourbones:
I couldn’t do anything else but reblog this
Reblog if you sing along to John Mayer guitar...
johnmayerappreciation:
natalie-ilovetea-thornley:
Yeah, thats right. Sing along.
“dodododododdooooo lalalalalalaaaaa neheneheneheneheneheneheh”
Especially during the Assassin solo.
So very guilty; Come Back To Bed live… Oh My Word!!!!
Early Bob Dylan by Rolling Stone →
Possible Djokovic - Murray Aussie Open final?...
30 Day Challenge: Day 28
Something that you miss My mom
Brother Sister-in-Law Dog 01 (Sjefke) Dog 02 (Mikey) Basically; i miss my family
Split Screen Sadness by John Mayer
And I don’t know where you went when you left me but Says here in the water you must be gone by now I can tell somehow One hand on the trigger of a telephone Wondering when the call comes Where you say it’s alright You got your heart right Maybe I’ll sleep inside my coat and Wait on the porch ‘til you come back home Oh, right I can’t find a flight We share...
30 Day Challenge: Day 27
A problem that you’ve had Not consider myself worthy of anyones time.
30 Day Challenge: Day 26
What kind of person attracts you * Honest * Musician * Firm in his beliefs * Have goals in life * Long & dark * Not easily offended * Decision maker * Has to make me smile for no reason Honestly; I don’t know… I just see where life leads me.
The drunk mind speaks the sober heart.
truth; that’s why i shouldn’t get drunk
fear is friend that’s misunderstood
– John Mayer “Heart of Life”
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
Beautifully done.
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wow, this was really albert einstein? had no idea he if believed in anything at all. when stories become about real people don't they hit so much harder?
30 Day Challenge: Day 25
Someone who fascinates you and why? Bob Dylan The man is a freakin’ genius. He can write about anything and everything and he is so random. Like is brain is always working to throw people off. Watch “No Direction Home” and then you’ll understand why…
glen8955:
Confession: there is a John Mayer song I don't...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXDt_YixKDA Quiet from Inside Wants Out; I always skip it… Don’t know why
tell me now; where was my fault in loving you with...
stuck in my head
can't believe it's 3 years ago...
…that Heath Ledger passed away… I miss him
30 Day Challenge: Day 24
Your favorite movie and what’s it about Donnie Darko It’s about: timetravel; love; a bunny; water; love and fear; sparkle motion; fire; airplanes; grandma death and much more If you haven’t seen this movie; you can’t call yourself a movie lover
Just when I had you off my head; your voice comes...
- John Mayer and my life right now
the longer the 30 day challenge runs; the smaller...
lazy we call this
30 Day Challenge: Day 23
Top 5 of famous guys who you find attractive 1. Jake Gyllenhaal
2. John Mayer
3. Matthew Morrison
4. Ralph Fiennes
5. Edward Norton
30 Day Challenge: Day 22
How have you changed in the past 2 years A lot! I am more opened; though I am still a fairly closed person to new people. I’ve grown up a lot. I still wish I wouldn’t put up walls the size of several countries.
30 Day Challenge: Day 21
One of your favorite shows Currently back to watching Will & Grace; always been a favorite…
In a Mouw class so I am bored
1. Be honest, who texted you last? Alison; about sunday 2. Do you sleep with the door open or closed?
Closed; less light 3. Do you drink tea? Currently drinking it 4. Would you be surprised if your parents had another baby together? Yes; they are not together anymore
5. Would you rather go to Canada or California on vacation? Cali; it’s warm! 6. Are you wearing jeans, shorts,...
Teacher: "You're gonna have to present it to the...
talktheywill:
Everytime!